Doug's Dozen Reasons for Larry to get well soon:
1. Lime Jell-o 2. Constant repetitions of "how are we doing?" when "we" actually means you
3. Strange women giving you sponge baths (actually, I'm not sure this is a reason)
4. Grape Jell-o
5. Remote possibility a mad scientist operates out of this hospital
6. Disinfectant smell
7. If they don't use disinfectant , even more reason
8. Roommate who keeps asking if you're going to finish your Jell-o
9. Roommate who keeps trying to sell you Amway crap
10. You spotted Stephen King researching his next novel
11. Everyone misses you like crazy
and the 12th reason for Larry Brody to get well soon:
12. So when you wear clothes that show your ass, it's because you want to
Larry, I look forward to reading you again.
Best wishes,
Doug
2 comments:
Doug, this is your finest work yet. LE, now you have to get better. Doug's going to need time to recuperate and get his funny back up to full health, so you need to get better ASAP. We can only worry about one of you at a time.
Christiana Miller
Thanks for supplying the pics, Marty.
Larry, your health!
Doug
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